My Likes, Not Likes, or Depends

Some of my Likes

Receiving a letter is like ordering stamps online.
A cartoon is like an audiobook for a graphic novel.
Gardening is like very slow cooking. But burying an egg in dirt is neither.
Tea bags are like children. They get bitter if you leave them too long.
I’m like a celebrity who gave up fame for a more anonymous lifestyle.
Vegan French Toast is like toast.
Divorce attorney is, like, the perfect job to meet other singles.

Some of my not likes

A star pitcher in baseball is not like a star pitcher in t-ball.
An electric toothbrush is not like an acoustic toothbrush.
It's not like I'm gonna.

Depends

Normally Bill is like William, but at a restaurant, asking for the bill is not like asking for the William.
Old is like young, but old sometimes needs dependⓇ